Monday, May 11, 2009

A night "out"

When partying at gay bars, keep your fantastic boobs covered up.
Leaving them out in a tank top for men to see may lead to:
Uninvited motorboating
Getting bit hard enough to leave a huge bruise
Having one of the hottie gays take your number to hang out "some time" and getting 3 calls within 2 hours of saying goodbye
Accidentally getting kissed hard on the lips by a flamingly gay boy. No tongue.

These are all tips from me to you, based on a- whoa. 4th call from hottie Elvis boy. Says I have the best boobs ever and something about laying pipe all over LA? WTF. I told him I'd google that. Laying pipes... Any input?


Del-V said...

When I was watching Builder Bob with my 3 year-old nephew, Builder Bob said, "Time to lay some pipe Wendy." I couldn't stop laughing. Who said cartoons were just for kids?

B.E. Earl said...

Laying pipe = having sex.

Laying pipe all over LA = get tested.

Scotty said...

ha @ Earl.

Rassles said...

I think the hottie Elvis boy might be straight...

jo said...

are you sure these boys were gay??

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Del-V, I love when cartoonists put a little something special in the show for the adults who are forced to watch.

Earl, Good idea.

Scotty, Me too.

Rassles, He said he was straight, but there was no way. He was faaar too pretty. And I think he was trying a bit hard with me to seem straight. Plus, he let the boy who bit me kiss on his neck a little. He didn't even flinch, actually.

Jo, I'm pretty sure of it. Boys love boobs, no matter how gay they are, so I've found.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

HAHAHA! I love gay boys!