Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Rans

Again, my subject line won't change. Fine, subject line. You win.

In other news, random texts from recent hours:

I have a boomerang.

Exactly, very safe cept for rope burn.

I ran into ur twin in SF today. You are the evil one.

Bye bye baby, see u on the rebound!

Who are you and what did you do with my sister?

Are you back from that awful hippie event?

Have a stick-on bra, size c. C ya soon.

5 comments:

Del-V said...

When I was a kid I got a Nerf boomerang for my birthday. The very first time I threw it, the fucking thing flew onto the roof of my house and never came down. That was a crappy gift.

B.E. Earl said...

I also have a boomerang. No stick-on bra, size C, though. Sadly.

Mike said...

Stick on bra? That sounds painful.

Le Meems said...

You are not the evil one. You are the fun one. Th eone who cuts my dress up he thighs so high your nonnie shows when you walk or bike ride. heh heh hehehehehe.

And burning man is the bomb dot com, NOT a hippie event. Obviously that text was from Alex P. Keaton himself. Scotty maybe?

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Del-V, You could have used a ladder, no?

BE, No stick-on? Why the heck not?

Mike, It's only painful when you have to peel it off.

Meems, I wore panties. Duh. That text was from my bestie in Portland- hippie central. She's just jealous.