Saturday, August 29, 2009


Ok so my subject line refused to cooperate with me.

In other news, for the last several days, I was insanely nervous that I was going to produce a child very soon. I was 5 days late for my period. This morning, my dreams of late night feedings and complicated parental relationships were shattered.

I hate the whole monthly visitor process. For a few hours, I was sure that I was going to simultaneously hurl on the floor of Walmart while losing control of my bowels in my pretty new dress. Not a fun time at all. Then I took some delightfully generic Ibuprofen and moved along to a baby shower.

I'm exhausted. Oh, my little sister got married yesterday. She looked amazing. Her husband beamed the whole night. I cried like a baby during the toasts and danced with a high school friend of my dad's. My little brother got freaky on the dance floor with great gramma, who is 97. She's still got the moves.

Tomorrow, I leave for a camping trip in the desert. Ugh. It's gonna be hot. Hot hot hot.

I'm ehxausted. Did I say that already?

Edit: a lady just stopped to tell me she really likes my dress. So glad I didn't mess it up earlier today :)


Scotty said...

A CHILD? I bet this is all because of your little reading, huh?

Martini's, soon.

Sid said...

Pregnancy ... yikes. My friend was joking about how this guy is so funny and I should have his babies. Told her I'm way more comfortable slipping the guy roofies than spoiling my vagina.

Del-V said...

Have fun camping! Remember if you get attacked by any bears, bears can run 25 miles per hour and are great at climbing trees. Basically, you can't out run a bear. So you only need to run faster than the people you are camping with.

Bob Dobalina said...

You need to get one of those ovulation test strips.. then when you know you are eggy, I'll stay 50 feet away from you, just to be safe.

I'm so fertile I could probably impregnate you with a dirty look.

TC said...


That's some crazy shit you've got going on.

Glad the wedding went well, you aren't preggers, and that you're going to be enjoying some camping!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Congrats to your sister. I love weddings.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Scotty, I think the reading did bring it more to the forefront of my mind.

Sid, I've never slipped anyone roofies... yet. I wonder if you can taste them through martinis.

Del-V, Again, you make me laugh. I like that about you.

BobD, I'm feeling an early Christmas present from you... or are you just happy to see me?

TC, It has been pretty crazy lately.

Tee, So do I. They are such happy events.