Monday, June 14, 2010

love or nothing like it

It's been great being single for awhile. But I'm thinking it might be time to start the search for a real boyfriend again. Not that I'm any good at being a girlfriend. I'm so into hanging out with my friends that it seems like too much to add a boyfriend to the mix.

But I like having a boyfriend. Holding hands and laughing at inside jokes. But then again- I have my friends for that already. I wonder if a friend of mine would raise children with me and take out the trash. I'll have to look into that.

For now, I was thinking about digging through the internets to find a boyfriend. But then, I'd actually have to be interested in being a girlfriend. Ugh.

Wait. I just asked a friend to get married and have babies. And asked him to take out the trash. Think texting this is too impersonal? Whatever. It's how I roll. Wonder if he'll say yes. So far, he has flat-out refused to be my boyfriend... But I usually ask just after he points out everything that's clearly wrong with me.

Hmm. He responded that he's going to ride the single wave for awhile. Then, I called him a dick. See- we're already fighting like a couple. This has GOOD IDEA written all over it.

6 comments:

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I think you should keep at it until you wear him down!!

I totally would.

Rassles said...

I wouldn't mind having a boyfriend. In fact I would probably like it very much, but there's this thing involved, you know? It's call effort, and I just don't have any to waste right now.

Blue said...

Hilarious:) being single is a wonderful time - enjoy it! After being single for a while I discovered that I no longer felt lonely. It was a wonderful bit of growth. It's still nice to have a boyfriend, but I never feel sad anymore when I am by myself:)

Slyde said...

i never recieved your text, but i'm game if you are...

Sid said...

You have to look on the internets to find a boyfriend. Hmmm this might explain why I'm single for so long.

For a while now I've been hoping that perfect boyfriends was something Microsoft could look into creating. Something we can programme to have all our taste in music, take out the trash, cook etc ...

healy said...

I am still being single. . .I am happy with my friends!;0