Tuesday, March 02, 2010

move bitch, get out the way

Everything is pissing me off right now. The way people are talking, the tone of emails, the way this conference call is more like an excuse-generator than a status report. The way the fucking jerk in the cubicle next to me is chewing with her goddamned mouth open.

My mood today reminds me of an old Twighlight Zone episode where this dude kept yelling at people to shut up. Then, everyone did. They all froze in their tracks and dude was alone and he was all creeped out.

Fuck, even I'm pissing myself off today. Like, how annoying is this post anyway? Rrrrg.


Slyde said...

hey, i remember that episode! :)

Rassles said...

Actually, I quite liked this post.

TC said...

Sometimes, you just gotta let it all out.

Also, I like that my comment verification is nonsanse :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I know I am in a bad mood when even the sound of someone breathing is grating on my nerves. I pick up so easily on other people's funny habits:)

How did you get that cool template by the way? I can't find anything cool like that in blogger.

Le Meems said...

Hahaha! Excuse generating assholes.
In August it'll feel all mo' bettah. Until then, pop
in the ludacris and have some purple jongas.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I find this quite amusing actually. I likes.