Friday, March 06, 2009

Who's crazy now?

I am actively preparing for an apocalypse.

I believe that aliens have already invaded our planet and are planning a takeover. I would like them to know that I will work with them and will make peace with them if it means my life is spared. They're obviously going to be way smarter than us and win, so I'll switch teams ASAP. Sorry, humans.

I am also a firm believer that zombies will, at some point, become a reality. I am always aware of the nearest exit and the nearest zombie-defense weapon. Zombies can totally suckit.

There could be a major disaster- like a tsunami. Since I live practically ON the ocean, my roomies and I are planning to put a small watercraft on the roof and stock it with essential survival supplies. That way if we get even 90 seconds of notice, we can run upstairs to the roof, hop in the boat, and float on with the tsunami wave. Done and done.

I was just looking into getting an extra cabinet for non-perishable food supplies, as there could be some kind of breakdown in systems and we'll have to live on what is already in our houses. Right now, we only have enough canned goods for a couple of weeks. Definitely need that cabinet and more supplies. We have enough water for us AND our dogs already, which is essential.

And when one of these horrible events takes place, I'll be the one calling you crazy for not planning ahead.


pistols at dawn said...

You won't have time to call me crazy, because I'll die quickly. I'm not much of a runner.

W T G said...

Nice !

I think I'll be a good pet for my future alien masters .....

Le Meems said...

I am SO glad you're on my team for Burning Man :)

Ginormous Boobs said...

Meems, please do not mention Burning Man during an apocalyptic blog posting. She'll run for the hills.

Ginormous Boobs said...

But not very fast.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

pistols, I don't run either, because ladies don't run. You can still stand and fight. And blow stuff up.

WTG, Being a pet will most likely be better than being dead.

Le Meems, I worry about not being prepared for being in the desert. We're going to need so much water!

GB, You know me so well. And you know I don't run because ladies don't run.

Rassles said...

I would survive. I've read the Zombie Survival Guide.

Blades don't need reloading.

Anonymous said...

Also, running in heels is impossible to do elegantly.

I'd be the first to go, I'm afraid. I have nothing special to offer for the alien occupiers.

That, or I'd be the one running the underground army with the sexy-yet-mysterious hat and dark red lipstick. Oh, and problematic romantic life and an ex-lover whose help we desperately need.


Del-V said...

I live in Baltimore, which is as close to living in some post-apocalyptic world as you can get without living in Detroit, Cleveland or Gary, Indiana. I’m sure when the zombies come I’ll be ready.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Well, her roomie is a Cleveland Gal, so I got the rough stuff covered.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Rassles, you know it! Except I'd like to have a gun as backup.

External, no heels for me in that world. Speed cannot wait for fashion.

Del-V, ohioans are a bunch of tough bitches

GB, above case in point. I'm glad to have you on my team.