Thursday, March 12, 2009

Drunken reasoning

I take notes on my mobile phone when I want to be sure to remember something.

I just saw a note that made me shake my head and giggle. It's something my friend Valerie said one night recently when she noticed my boyfriend was no longer on the dance floor with us. She was well into her 7th or so drink of the evening.

She said: Where did he go? Did he have to poop? Cuz pooping is the only reason not to dance.

So true, Val. And so profound.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about vomiting? Is that not a good reason to not dance?

TC said...

Oh man, does Val read this?

pistols at dawn said...

That is deep. I call being a dude a pretty good reason to not dance, too.

Ginormous Boobs said...

If you stick to note taking and not drunk dialing, you'll be a-ok

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Catherinette, there are lots of things you shouldn't do while vomiting. That doesn't mean we haven't tried it, huh?

TC, I don't believe she does.

Pistols, I know plenty of fellas who dance GOOD!

GB, no way! I leave some damn fun messages while drinking. Don Juan just called me back, yo!

Bob Dobalina said...

I wear Depends, so I can keep on getting down with my bad self.

Anonymous said...

He wasn't kidnapped was he? That could be a good reason. Well after 7 drinks it sounds reasonable.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Hahaha! Yes, pooping is the only excuse for not being on that dance floor. lol

Le Meems said...

Man or Woman, you have to MAN UP!

That was a good note.
Also Bob's reco of Depends is verry, verrry good.

Cosmo said...

Hillarious! Sounds like an average night of dancing philosophy to me!