Monday, June 01, 2009

Dear Liver,

I know that I don't treat you well and that sometimes, I forget all that you do for me. You work tirelessly to process everything that I throw at you and there isn't any overtime pay. I just want you to know that I appreciate it. I appreciate YOU. Lots and lots.

Love,
Tabbie. Like Cabbie, with a T.

P.S. I'm so sorry about this weekend. Beer, vodka, champagne, and wine aren't supposed to mix well. But you make it work! Again, thank you thank you thank you.

7 comments:

Kinton said...

hahahahaha

Wine mixes with everything, baby.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you turned your tummy into a rocket fuel bucket.

Good work, you.

Del-V said...

My liver is awesome. I should send it a card or something.

Diva's Thoughts said...

Dear Tabbie, Like Cabbie with a T,

I appreciate the love you've just shown me. I really do but if you ever drink like you did this weekend EVER again, you will wake up and find yourself quite jaundiced.

Sincerely,
Your Liver

Philly said...

Livers are good people or organs.

#1

Anonymous said...

You should totally treat your liver to a night out. Maybe get it some champagne to say thank you.

Daltana said...

Apparently you feel for your liver like Weird Al feels for his Pancreas.