Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I get around

Jobs I've had that won't make it to my resume:

4 hours working the counter at Cousin's Burgers. I left during my 15 minute break and never went back.
Hostess/waitress jobs at IHop, Dennys, and Sizzler
3 months as a project manager at a healthcare staffing firm. I left badly.
My 2-day stint as a kiwi branch cutter
8 months as a dog groomer
7 months as a telemarketer at a shady company. I was a top sales rep.
An ongoing position for 2 years where I cleaned out the expired drugs from a doctor's office medicine cabinet. For some reason, every pain killer was "expired" every time I looked :)
4 days as a receptionist for a staffing company
1 month as an executive assistant at a chain restaurant's corporate office

4 comments:

m said...

Um, where do I get a job cleaning out a doctor's medicine cabinet??? "DOCTOR, ALL YOUR MUSCLE RELAXANTS ARE EXPIRED!!!"

Mmm, muscle relaxants....

TC said...

I have a feeling all of these could be their own blog posts...

Ginormous Boobs said...

You might want to leave raging whore off that list too!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Mindy, You have to be in the right place at the right time and SEEM really trustworthy. Good luck.

TC, They could, and actually the dog grooming one is definitely coming up soon.

GB, I only got paid by 1 boyfriend when I didn't really feel like putting out. The hundred dollar bills were convincing and I was already in his bed. That doesn't make me a whore, does it? Yeah? So yeah. I was also a whore for awhile.